I'm not in a tree!

Yesterday I wore some short pants. Today I also wore some shortpants. It's the thing to do when you don't want to buy real pants because you're short and you'll have to get them shortened and that will cost money. ...Read More

See my bee?

On Saturday I went to Nu Look with the #triforce (3 Nicol(e)s) to find some professionalwears. We managed to not only find Wa some gold pants and We some HOT HOT shoes, but also found me some good work items. ...Read More

Outfit 2, part 2

This is the 2nd and final pair of summery pants that I like. Next week I will delve into the world of longer skirts and dresses. Plus, hopefully this weekend I will find some good pants! The capris are from Banana ...Read More

I've said it before, I love Mike Huckleberry. Well, his music. He's a pretty rad guy, also, though! Anyway, this song makes me feel good no matter what. I think I could listen to it on repeat for a day. ...Read More

My mom and "aunt" Gail just drove my dad's old Honda Civic Hybrid up from NC because I bought it. They drove me to work and are off looking for coffee (since I don't drink it) and the Mall of ...Read More

I’ve got something important to talk about! Here in Minneapolis, street food vendors are not allowed to park on the streets to sell us delicious, sometimes bacon-filled, tasty food items. There is a hearing TOMORROW. PLEASE ATTEND IF YOU CAN! ...Read More

Yes, I combined blog and makeover. So be it. My blog is ugly and Nicole and her codependent partner slash roommate, Jamie, have really fabulous blogs and they make really fabulous blogs and, get this, they're giving away a really ...Read More

Is morality universal or relative? Relative. So where do you see yourself in five years? Well, at the old age of 31, I'd say I would like to be living in a house by Lake of the Isles, driving around in a Mini ...Read More

bacon bra v2.0, originally uploaded by bikini sleepshirt. Well, we finally created bacon bra 2.0! This was the 2nd attempt to make a cooked bacon bra. The first attempt went pretty poorly but this one was awesome, if I ...Read More

If a State Fair official hinted that he could make you one of the butter princesses for a sufficiently generous bribe, how much would you pay? $9. Definitely $9. Which is worse (or better): having 250 plants or eight cats? 250 plants is ...Read More