Is morality universal or relative?
Relative.

So where do you see yourself in five years?
Well, at the old age of 31, I’d say I would like to be living in a house by Lake of the Isles, driving around in a Mini Cooper S, 6 speed convertible, with Ninja. I’ll have a job that I love mostly. I’ll travel a lot. I’d like to have a worthy man in my life, and live with him in my lake-palace. If I have a man then Ninja will get a dog, probably named “Sashimi” or “Morkie” (if she’s the same brand as Ninja). Maybe I’ll be married, maybe I’ll be engaged, maybe neither. And I’ll be probably starting to think about whether I want to have 1 or 2 kids in the next 3 years.

But, hey, who knows….

You get one 5-course meal and then you only get to eat sandwiches for the next year. What courses would you choose?

Can I also choose the sandwiches?

Okay, this is really difficult.

Course 1: Probably a soup like Carrie’s (The Chef Shack) Ginger Butternut squash. Or maybe a Tom Yum, from Thailand.

Course 2: A cheese plate (like the one at Cafe Maude which is fabulous).

Course 3: Foxy Falafel’s barikas.

Probably Brasa’s chicken with collard greens and creamed spinach for the main course. Oh and corn bread.

Dessert would probably involve ice cream (from Sebastian Joe’s), Malasadas from Leonard’s in Hawaii, and those little cheesecake bites that are better than sex that they make at 20.21 every now and again.

Okay I’m already thinking of other combinations, can I do it again?