If a State Fair official hinted that he could make you one of the butter princesses for a sufficiently generous bribe, how much would you pay? $9. Definitely $9. Which is worse (or better): having 250 plants or eight cats? 250 plants is better. Plants don't poop. Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do more like? Yes. Definitely. Err, what the eff? Should cops be able to give DUIs to people who drive golf carts while drunk? No, I ...Read More

If you found you were allergic to dogs, would you give Ninja up? Who would you give her to? I don't know what I would do!!! Ninja isn't very allergenic, being that she doesn't shed. But if I was allergic to her, I guess if it were minor I'd try taking some drugs for it and seeing if I can live with it. If it was major I guess I'd give her to a friend. I'd find out who wanted her ...Read More

...because why not? I absolutely suck at blogging. So if you want to see me write something or feel like asking a question, DO it! http://www.formspring.me/formicadinette Read More

Well, to start out, I don't know Brandy, but Doni does, and so does Nicole, so that's good enough for me. I follow both of their blogs and after reading what they had to say about Brandy and her Hot Awesome Dude, I decided to write my own little post. My uncle passed away 2 years ago last week from Multiple Myeloma. He was diagnosed in 1988 and lived with and fought the disease for much of his life. ...Read More

Trying to Stay Warm, originally uploaded by conner.mccall. I brought Ninja with me to take some photos of the Chef Shack at the Holidazzle parade. She was so pissed and I had to stick her in my coat so she would stop shivering. Poor little creature! Lisa and Carrie gave us some tasty hot cocoa, butternut squash soup, and chili dog. They even packed us up 2 to-go boxes of mini donuts and pork tacos. The dizzle itself ...Read More

Today I called United Air to confirm that Ninja was set to fly with me to NC tomorrow.  After having to answer the bullshit machine-guy with words (no choice to hit numbers? Hello I am at work!) the dude I talked to was nice-enough.  Or maybe it was a chick.  Who knows, I can't remember because next I called UsAir for the other flight, and that made me want to slap a bitch.  Hard.  I told Conner why I wanted ...Read More

I was talking to my friend btz today about what a number means. By number I mean the number of sexual partners someone has had. We're talking about sexual intercourse here, people. So to get to my point... I'm curious, do you ask someone how many partners he or she has had? If so, when do you ask - while dating casually, when things get serious, when it turns into something "long-term"? If not, is ...Read More

"You will have no trouble accomplishing your goals. You have the intelligence and personality to do whatever you want." Yeah, I know. I really do. But it is pretty cool to hear that from someone after only talking to him for maybe half an hour. Read More

Awwww, originally uploaded by conner.mccall. Conner and I spent quite awhile at the dog park on Saturday. I love this picture of me loving on Ninja. Yes, I am way in love with my dog, but I'm totally okay with that. Read More

"he probably lost a lot of bloodflow to his head and that's when he decided it would be good to compare your bed to a uterus" It's good to start Monday by making your cube neighbors wonder why you can't stop giggling. Read More